| Did you ever think funeral escorts for civilian | | | | have a chip on their shoulders, and it can show in |
| funerals were real cops? They wear uniforms | | | | unprofessional behavior. These people are rude |
| that make them look like cops and drive simulated | | | | and surly, cursing and unnerving drivers who are |
| police motorcycles. Well, here are some | | | | part of the funeral procession, and terrifying |
| possibilities:they might be police officers, if the city | | | | regular motorists who stray into their path.At a |
| can spare their time;they might be peace officers | | | | time when family and friends are grieving the loss |
| picking up a little extra money on their day off; or | | | | of a loved one, the last people they need to |
| they might be off-duty firefighters earning extra | | | | encounter on the way to the cemetery are |
| cash. On the other hand, these motorcycle riders | | | | mouthy, apparent dropouts from a police |
| may be full-time funeral escorts, not peace | | | | academy. Such individuals relish their opportunity |
| officers at all. Such professional funeral service | | | | to order other people around, and may well have |
| aides generally display compassion, skill, and a | | | | failed the required psychological screening for the |
| first-class knowledge of what is required to keep | | | | academy in the first place.A Dangerous |
| a funeral procession together and moving safely | | | | AssignmentAt times, it's not difficult to |
| through the dense traffic of a metropolitan area. | | | | understand why funeral escorts develop an |
| They are also the individuals who hand out the | | | | attitude they would not otherwise display, if they |
| funeral stickers for cars permitted to be in the | | | | thought before they yelled at drivers in the |
| procession after the funeral service.One point to | | | | procession. The job of funeral escort is actually a |
| consider is, if the back of the funeral sticker | | | | rather dangerous assignment: about two dozen |
| contains badly misspelled or blatantly wrong words | | | | funeral escorts have been killed on the job, due |
| in its description of the applicable state law, that | | | | to being struck by inattentive or uncaring |
| may be a good indication of the quality of escort | | | | motorists. For this reason some cities, such as |
| personnel they hire, too. (Careless inattention to | | | | Seattle, may no longer allow their firefighters to |
| detail.) Perhaps reason enough for those in the | | | | work as funeral escorts in "off" hours. Still, in spite |
| procession not to use the services of that | | | | of the adverse aspects of the job, there is room |
| particular mortuary, when a need arises in their | | | | for improvement in the public image some funeral |
| own families.Certified Funeral EscortsThankfully, | | | | cops display.© 2006 Shirley Ann |
| some funeral escort services, such as Golden | | | | ParkerShirley Ann Parker is a full-time technical |
| Gate Funeral Escorts in the San Francisco Bay | | | | writer. She is also the author of Discoveries: A |
| area, guarantee that their fully trained escorts will | | | | Journey Through Life, a delightful collection of |
| be certified and courteous, and will behave in a | | | | short stories about the joys and frustrations of |
| dignified manner. However, an unfortunate | | | | family life and friendships. Discoveries is available |
| percentage of other funeral escorts seem to | | | | from and other online bookstores. |